Dear Brother; Dear Sister

Good things come

Dear Brother,

Sorry I have been away for awhile. I have been learning important things such as 1) if you were abused as a child and subsequently are on many meds, it scares strangers to tell them so, 2) getting a tattoo of a jack and coke to honor your dead father does not = classy, and 3) even if i leave the window open, Edward Cullen will not leave Forks. <sigh>

Love, Sister

ps. yesterday i got to scrape putty off the wall and put sharpies in the supply cabinet. wouldn’t want to use my master’s degree too much, don’t want it to wear out.