Dear Brother; Dear Sister

Dear Brother,

I could say a lot about this video — but alas, much has already been said. However, I would like to point out a few important things which have been overlooked: 1) When you computerize your “singing” voice, please make sure it at least resembles your own, 2) someone announcing you as a celebrity, does not make it so, and 3) nude colored dance pants do not flatter anyone — especially when you are performing at the Miss Universe Pageant.

Sister.

Ps. I’m not wasting 4 minutes of my life watching stupid cat tricks.