August 2011
1 post
July 2011
2 posts
Internal Battle.
Dear Sister,
Since I’ve seen Battle : Los Angeles, and it has become available on DVD for the general population, and we shared similar, negative reviews on the movie, I always have this urge when someone is buying it to tell them to go spend $20 on another movie. I don’t think the production team even had $20 to make the movie.
Love, Brother.
Pro Tip 46:
Dear Brother,
When using the “bathroom mirror and camera phone” technique to take photos for a dating website, make sure the mirror is clean. Otherwise, you are not just a douche, but a gross douche.
Love, Sister.
December 2009
1 post
October 2009
1 post
Good things come
Dear Brother,
Sorry I have been away for awhile. I have been learning important things such as 1) if you were abused as a child and subsequently are on many meds, it scares strangers to tell them so, 2) getting a tattoo of a jack and coke to honor your dead father does not = classy, and 3) even if i leave the window open, Edward Cullen will not leave Forks. <sigh>
Love, Sister
ps....
September 2009
7 posts
Pooop.
Dear Sister,
You’re slacking.
Brother.
Moving Up. Hopefully.
Dear Sister,
I just had a really gross thought. I went from having huge dreams and being at art school, to coming home and getting a job at Walmart. How much of a downgrade is that?! I’m not saying that my dreams are gone. I still want to become an Illustrator of sorts, but it’s just a huge reality check. Ugh. I also realize that you’re not in the best place either, but...
Dear Brother,
Thanks for not telling Grandma (who really likes white people) that I voted for Obama. I think that’s why I got an extra cookie.
Love.
Sister
August 2009
4 posts
